30 Oct 2008
This Weeks Daily Stig
Rating: NSP(Not Suitable for Prudes) :so if you are offended by words like whore, vagina, penis and d i l d o.....Viewer discretion is advised
Hey guys I was trying to send this out for a few weeks now but it seems our mail server is prejudice against the word D I L D O(hence the spaces) so it was being blocked...damn communists
News: Earlier this month Sarah Palin got booed at a hockey game...well it was really a mixed reaction some pple booed ,others were throwing things and spitting and casting evil spells
Other (related) News The Hockey game was in Philadelphia ...These ppl booed Santa Clause and Beyonce...I mean I could understand Santa but Beyonce?.they are the anti Christ. Apparently people in Philadelphia have nothing to be happy about they will boo ANY one.. it was said that even if Jesus came back, floating on a cloud of air, accompanied by angels with a golden halos, holding cute cuddly babies... all to the sweet sounds of soothing harp miusic... they would go "Booooo!!! go back to heaven ya jew loving hippie!!" Word of the day: Whore (This is not in anyway related to Sarah Palin..now that i said that you think that it is related dont you...next thing I gonna hear is that I call Sarah Palina a whore). anyways according to my lil cuz if you look up whore in the dictionary you will find a pic of me as an example
Ok pple I havnt been crazy in a while so here goes....to the batcave
I here to rant today about my lil cuz call me a whore I felt really bad and all I could have told her back in response was if she dont own her own eyebrows dont talk to me so this week I want to...no no I NEED to talk about girls and their eyebrows Hey if you want to shave your eyebrows go right ahead you could carve out the entire fricking national anthem in 0.1 pt New Times Roman font for all I care But what I don't understand is why would u shave off ur eyebrow then to draw it back on wid a pencil I really dont get it. Ladies please explain if u can. Guys dont like this we really dont
so to all my female readers I will help you out I will show u the top 10 things guys look for in a woman in no particular order.
1 must have a vagina ( I take back the no particular order comment....this is kinda fundamental)
2 must have your own eyebrows and not artistic representations of such
3 someone other than those present at your delivery must know what you look like without make up
4 your favourite form of birth control is to swallow
5 none of his friends know how good you are at sex or "birth control"
6 u are not completely opposed to the idea of a 3 some with him and another girl (Just take it into consideration)
7 your d i l d o (i know all u women got one so don't pretend) is smaller than his penis...but more importantly less fun
8 your favourite piece of literature is the Kama Sutra
9 the total number of your male friends is at most 20% of the number of his female friends....the lower the % the better
10 see point 1...it really is fundamental (note that breast didn't make the list ...I mean they are a nice to have but in the grand scheme of things really not needed..but preferred)
and that's been this weeks Daily Stig and its only Thursday 30 Oct 2008
Quote of the day:"When you penis drop off I will still have my vagina" ...Big head(my lil cuz)The Stig
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