NOV 25 2008 Issue
This weeks Daily Stig
Rated:G OK guys I trying something different this time I will report the news...not really THE news but just some news that i thought was interesting..makes you wonder why do they call it THE news like its all encompassing, anyways.....
News An astronaut lost a space bag while doing a space walk to repair some fancy space station....this bag cost like 100 grand that is at least 2 Louis vuittons.. but seriously though I mean NASA come on .....big freaking outer space going geniuses got space stations and all that..but nobody thought it was a good idea to ,I don't know, tie a lil rope to the $100,000 bag?...wow i guess no more funds were left over after they got the louis space bag. Then bag tossing astronaut was actually a woman..hmm wonder if she had matching space shoes.... Jimmy Choos no doubt.
Apparently the bag floating though space was visible from earth one website reported that Those who mistakenly made a wish upon the falling tool bag on Sunday should assume the celestial manifestation of their fondest desires is presently null and void. Damn it I guess no 18 inch rims for Xmas for me
Other news in other news a teacher some where in de states (cant really remember or care) was fired because he told his students anyone caught plagiarizing will fail his class and he will put them up on his blog site..but the school didn't like that so he get fired.
I personally feel that if you are a cheater and your bad enough to get caught you should be posted on the internet for being a loser....actually for being a stupid loser who gets caught at being stupid. an other teacher was fired for wearing a bathing suit on a tv show...no! not a bathing suit how could she.... oh please them got teachers out there in porn films and molesting lil children
In other unrelated stupid news a council in England banned the word British claiming that it may be offensive....WTR (for my overseas readers WTR is the bajan equivalent to WTF.but the exclamation is more profound). The council claims that the word British is comparable to the word negro or half-cast ????? wow imagine if you are Negro AND British...sorry I mean of African descent and English...stuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppsse!! damn idiots Research has shown that Jesus was a user of Cannabis and it was a main ingredient in the anointing oils used to carry out various miracles....so if you don't smoke weed you are the anti Christ.
Classifieds For Sale: used toilet paper...wide selection of brands and designs call for details and prices... Turkey for sale:Partially eaten only 8 days old both drumsticks still intact. $23 obo Wanted: someone to go back in time with me.This is not a joke. P.O box 322 okview CA 93022.You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before ok I was reading the back in time one and was like...must bring own weapons!!?, whoa this back in time club very sick gotta be back in time at lava ground lol but then i vise this crazy person talking about time travel so I will raise my hand for being stupid...(Stig raises hand)
but thats all I really cared about today and its only 25th Nov 2008
PS I mistakenly deleted the old daily stig mailing list was trying to recompile it but its a slow task I have quite a few subscribers now :). so if you know anyone who hasn't got the latest daily stig please have them email me and with the subject "I will like to get random rubbish via email...please" and I will add them to the mailing list. feel free to pass on the mail to your friends but please use your discretion eg don't send it to Shantelle if i write about her and call she a jealous old bat..then things might become awkward lol "love you Shantelle" even though you a old bat.
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