This Weeks Daily Stig 22 Jan 2009
Rating:NC 17 for strong language and violence
Daily Stigism:Some Say he is secretly hoping that China takes over the world and make reading the daily stig mandatory as part of your communist obligation
News: If you type in "order weapons of mass destruction online" in Google
the first link in ads by Google is "buy direct from China". I think that is pretty interesting.
Other News:
Israel bombs Hamas back into prehistoric times.
Main Topic:
I wanted for once to speak about something serious so I choose this topic instead of the exciting world of competitive rock paper scissors (Trust me it is a real sport..got world championship events and everything)..anyways
I’m sure everyone has heard all the news about Hamas and Israel and how Israel bombed the be-Jesus out of Hamas.
Now I am not here to argue who is right or wrong or even who started it. I just giving my two cents or 5 dollar bill however you want to look at it
For those who might now know what I’m talking about here is a brief overview of the situation (Translated from English to Stig)
Hamas: “You Israel and ya whole family is a bunch of bullas my grandparents had always tell me bout wunna. All batty boy fi dead!! and anytime I see ya I gine done ya life”.
Israel: “My man you is C**% you cant see that I strapped like a coach hand bag?! come round me wid any shite and see wha gine happen”
(Hamas sees Israel on the road and pelts 2 big rocks at he car (breaks a window)
Israel pull de handbrake turn round and empty a banana clip from the Kalashnikov(that's a AK47 for you noobs) on Hamas…reload and empty another clip (hitting lots of other people that happen to be on the same side of the road as Hamas including one or two of his own cousins)…then reverse over Hamas….. Then drive forward over Hamas)
Hamas (bleeding and battered) : ”Stinking Bulla!!”
I mean I could always sympathize with anyone who is trying to rid “their” land of a Zionist Entity (do not think that I am a Hamas supporter, I Just think Zionist Entity sound harder than Israel) An don’t mistake me for a Israel supporter either even though I can respect defending yourself and “your” land, I kind of think that the first clip from the AK was already too much (even though excessive force is a good way to get your point across). So I will just stay neutral
And my stance is, as always when observing a fight as an uninvolved third party, …... “fight bad kill one another”
I invite you all to send some responses with your thoughts on the whole situation. don’t forget to try the question of the week Nicole actually won $25 very real BDS dollars so really try to reply with the answer I am looking for and just a hint the answer is rarely as obvious as it appears. I think this weeks prize is pretty nice (not cash an actual item)
Well thats it for this weeks daily stig and its only 22nd Jan 2009
Quote of the day: "The Zionist occupation of Palestine land must end"..me making sport of the whole situation
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