This Weeks Daily Stig 18 Feb 2009
Rating: MA (viewer discretion advised)
Daily Stigism: Some Say he once turned down Beyonce for sex because he had a better offer.
News
A bikini theme restaurant in NY is facing a possible lawsuit from a woman who was turned down for a job. Her application was impeccable she had prior experience as a waitress she's not shy about her body and more importantly she looks like Beyonce but better..don't ask how but just better.
but when she asked whey she was declined the hiring manager did the wrong thing I.E. ...he told the truth..He said your voice is too… ghetto.(oh no he didn't!!)
Now the woman is fighting for the rights of ghetto bitches everywhere and could be suing for up to a million dollars
Now some stupid firefighters in one of those crazy states in US is suing the state for having a written exam for anyone to be promoted to captain, Claiming the test is racist....because black people tend to perform poorer on tests…………………………..What the hell.
So the only way for their case to have any weight is to basically prove that black people are stupid.
(I guess they could call Debbie as a witness but she is only one example). I hope they get a black judge.
In other News
A bunch of computers have gone missing from a nuclear weapons facility…. (I don’t even want to know what else is missing). I thought those places have security that can only be foiled by James Bond and of course Chuck Norris. How the hell do you misplace 67 computers?
German police confirm that they have taken a seven month baby away from a couple in Bavaria and local child welfare investigators are looking into them after the couple put the child up for sale on Internet auction site E-Bay. The description read, “Male baby almost 8 months old sleeps well through the night and does not cry much.” “Good for infertile couple or single man/woman wanting a child.”
Classifieds
Prosthetic nipple: I guess this comes in handy if your nipples are not identical or if you lost one to a mishap.?
FREE SPEECH:
If you are in the UK you may have seen some buses with the ad on the side "There is probably no God so stop worrying and enjoy life". The ad is sponsored by an atheist group. wow now they have something just as annoying as the Jesus fish.
Now let’s talk about free speech I mean I don’t really care about the atheist bus message. Atheists usually accuse Christians of pushing their beliefs on others and now that is exactly what the atheists are doing. Christians are accustomed to pushing their ideas on others but now they have a problem when an other "religious" group pushes their ideas out.
I want to know how u guys feel should the atheist be allowed to print their message? why? or why not?..email me u know the address.. but I will try to get a response portal set up on the site soon.
Me for one I don’t care because I have a functioning brain and cannot be easily swayed by bus signs… unless it’s a sign saying something that I always wanted to do. So like if I saw a sign saying "you should eat p*%$$& tonight" I would be like yeah I
should really do that. So in the end it really doesn’t matter cause the Christians will see their bus and be like "woot..yeahh!!! go Jesus" and the atheists will see their bus and go "boek boek no Jesus!!!" and I will still come home and eat it.
That has been this week's daily stig and its only 18 Feb 2009
Quote of the day: "You know what would sell?....prosthetic nipples. It would be like cosmetic surgery for the poor"...the crazy person who actually invented them
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