This Weeks Daily Stig 15th Jan 2010
Rating NSFBOS: not suitable for bullas or sympathizers- (It is a fairly homophobic edition so caution) i hope they don't block my site lol
Daily Stigism: Some Say if he were gay, the universe would spontaneously implode upon its self and cease to exist in all dimensions.
Happy New yr and all that jazz now back to work ya lazy bums!!
News
First of all lets start with Haiti I’m sure everyone has heard by now unless u live in a cave somewhere in St Peter out by Debbie. Most of you who know me know that I don’t really believe in causes other than my own but maybe I am getting a heart for 2010 so I want to encourage all of you to donate to the cause so that Haiti can get the help it so desperately needs.
Most banks should have accounts for the relief effort so everyone in your respective country please give whatever you can( just make sure to look for reputable/ legit collectors for the charity) some people can be real unscrupulous and would try to profit from this tragedy and collect funds under the pretense of collecting for Haiti so look out
I mean right now I break I just had to pay my insurance, I got to get a part for my car, had rent to pay and it’s the weekend and 21UP start back(so I need $60 to get in de crank), phone/internet bill aint come in yet…(I just realize I count partying as a bill lol)
But I will give a lil $20 to the relief fund and if you are even poorer than me I’m sure a $5 would be appreciated. Even the prostitutes in Nelson Street are making a donation, so I heard lol.
Anyways on with silly news
Other New
CALIFORNIA, USA: A 39-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly paying a teenager $30 to spit in his face. Authorities say the man also paid male high school students to yell profanities and slap him. The man had met the youngsters through the Myspace networking site.: if i was in school and a weirdo want he face spit in i would do it and he paying too?! I would ask if he want a kick for no additional charge
ONTARIO, Canada: Picking your nose while driving is more dangerous than using a mobile phone at the wheel, according to Transportation Minister Jim Bradley. “The other day I was almost side-swiped by a man completely distracted while picking his nose,” he says. “There is a high occurrence of physical injury while conducting this type of behaviour.”: I don’t know what is more disturbing, the fact that there is a high occurrence or that there is someone counting
BREMEN, GERMANY: A goat is behind bars after being was arrested for traffic disruption. “Billy the kid” was spotted standing in the middle of a road before being chased across town by cops. The only remarks entered on the arrest papers were “smells very bad”. That could be an arrest report for any parrow in town
Man gay bad girl gay good
There was a time when I thought that gay men were a myth (I always heard about them but never actually seen or spoken to one and have him admit it) well until a guy I used to know come out de closet and turn full fairy.
Now I hope not to offend anyone if you like pooch and that is your thing, good for you but because of the stigma attached to gay I would can’t roll wid you like we used to (if we were friends) nor can I begin a friendship with you. I might still give you a lil nod of acknowledgment if I see you on the road but I cant be associated with you on a regular. I too cute, I know too many girls, my hands too soft, I got a soft voice its just too easy to ruin my reputation then next thing you would hear Stig is a fairy, and lets face it a Bulla Stig would be the end of the universe for soo many people.
I am a firm believer that one learns what sexual orientation he/she will be. I can’t buy the whole being born gay argument…that is rubbish.
This is the argument that started with me and a friend one evening.
It might be from TV or school or your parents or the gay couple next door but some way along the line you decided that you will not like vagina. (or if your a girl you decided that you will be allergic to penis) now I don’t count the men that bulling for money, them just greedy but im sure they feel shame for what they are doing and deep down they would like some vagina but apparently vagina just don’t pay the bills. Actually I find its a fairly expensive habit i trying to cut back on my vagina intake...but its just so nice.
If I had a one on one interview with a bulla, a real life bulla it would probably start like this
Stig: So lets state the obvious you are what many would call a gay man or a nasty stinking bulla (in my best Larry king live voice)
Fairy la: That is correct sir but please, we prefer the term, fagot, I have been a fagot for about 13 years now. (If you guys could only hear my impression of fairy la, sounds like a white woman from the deep south LOL)
Anyways so the argument inevitably turned towards lesbians and why guys are soo fond of this particular brand of gay. All I could say to her in my finest cave man speech was “man gay bad, girl gay good”. Then it turned of course to 3somes (I’m trying to get this girl and a willing 3rd participant, progress has been slow :( ) Anyways so I tell her any sexual activity must have at least 1 vagina involved .
Then she says “OK so we can have a 3some”…I was feeling soo happy I started to hear little birdies chirping and I a ray of sunshine poured through the curtains and rested gently on her face, but then she continued “Me, you and another guy.” (Someone shot my birds and a big cloud passed and blocked my sunshine). I was not amused.
So then I revise the law to be any sexual activity must have at least 1 vagina involved and at most 1 guy. Then smarty pants get and reason “what about a she-male”….once again .I was not amused. So revising the law again we get
Any sexual activity involving me must have at least 1 vagina and at most 1 penis involved
So ratified by the senate and parliament I then continued to list the 5 most important laws handed down by Lord Stig II from the 18th century
1 Thou shalt remember the weekend …honor it and keep it holy. (You keep something holy and honor it by doing/participating in any of the following things (lime, eat pork, drink drinks, watch car racing, play MW2, watch scrubs))
2 All sexual activity between 2 or more person must have at least 1 vagina and at most 1 penis involved.
3 Holy activities must be enjoyed at every opportunity
4 Thou shalt not engage in sexual activities with any female under 21 (however if the young lass is bountiful in the chest and full and plump in the rear she may be as young as 18 +/- 24 hrs)
5 If the sister is up for it? one must have sex with your spouse's sister (once she satisfy law 4).
Thats is all for this weeks Daily Stig and its only 15th Jan 2010
Quote of the day: "Come buy this nookie, come and buy it for Haiti"...prostitute in Nelson Street
Daily Stigism: Some Say if he were gay, the universe would spontaneously implode upon its self and cease to exist in all dimensions.
Happy New yr and all that jazz now back to work ya lazy bums!!
News
First of all lets start with Haiti I’m sure everyone has heard by now unless u live in a cave somewhere in St Peter out by Debbie. Most of you who know me know that I don’t really believe in causes other than my own but maybe I am getting a heart for 2010 so I want to encourage all of you to donate to the cause so that Haiti can get the help it so desperately needs.
Most banks should have accounts for the relief effort so everyone in your respective country please give whatever you can( just make sure to look for reputable/ legit collectors for the charity) some people can be real unscrupulous and would try to profit from this tragedy and collect funds under the pretense of collecting for Haiti so look out
I mean right now I break I just had to pay my insurance, I got to get a part for my car, had rent to pay and it’s the weekend and 21UP start back(so I need $60 to get in de crank), phone/internet bill aint come in yet…(I just realize I count partying as a bill lol)
But I will give a lil $20 to the relief fund and if you are even poorer than me I’m sure a $5 would be appreciated. Even the prostitutes in Nelson Street are making a donation, so I heard lol.
Anyways on with silly news
Other New
CALIFORNIA, USA: A 39-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly paying a teenager $30 to spit in his face. Authorities say the man also paid male high school students to yell profanities and slap him. The man had met the youngsters through the Myspace networking site.: if i was in school and a weirdo want he face spit in i would do it and he paying too?! I would ask if he want a kick for no additional charge
ONTARIO, Canada: Picking your nose while driving is more dangerous than using a mobile phone at the wheel, according to Transportation Minister Jim Bradley. “The other day I was almost side-swiped by a man completely distracted while picking his nose,” he says. “There is a high occurrence of physical injury while conducting this type of behaviour.”: I don’t know what is more disturbing, the fact that there is a high occurrence or that there is someone counting
BREMEN, GERMANY: A goat is behind bars after being was arrested for traffic disruption. “Billy the kid” was spotted standing in the middle of a road before being chased across town by cops. The only remarks entered on the arrest papers were “smells very bad”. That could be an arrest report for any parrow in town
Man gay bad girl gay good
There was a time when I thought that gay men were a myth (I always heard about them but never actually seen or spoken to one and have him admit it) well until a guy I used to know come out de closet and turn full fairy.
Now I hope not to offend anyone if you like pooch and that is your thing, good for you but because of the stigma attached to gay I would can’t roll wid you like we used to (if we were friends) nor can I begin a friendship with you. I might still give you a lil nod of acknowledgment if I see you on the road but I cant be associated with you on a regular. I too cute, I know too many girls, my hands too soft, I got a soft voice its just too easy to ruin my reputation then next thing you would hear Stig is a fairy, and lets face it a Bulla Stig would be the end of the universe for soo many people.
I am a firm believer that one learns what sexual orientation he/she will be. I can’t buy the whole being born gay argument…that is rubbish.
This is the argument that started with me and a friend one evening.
It might be from TV or school or your parents or the gay couple next door but some way along the line you decided that you will not like vagina. (or if your a girl you decided that you will be allergic to penis) now I don’t count the men that bulling for money, them just greedy but im sure they feel shame for what they are doing and deep down they would like some vagina but apparently vagina just don’t pay the bills. Actually I find its a fairly expensive habit i trying to cut back on my vagina intake...but its just so nice.
If I had a one on one interview with a bulla, a real life bulla it would probably start like this
Stig: So lets state the obvious you are what many would call a gay man or a nasty stinking bulla (in my best Larry king live voice)
Fairy la: That is correct sir but please, we prefer the term, fagot, I have been a fagot for about 13 years now. (If you guys could only hear my impression of fairy la, sounds like a white woman from the deep south LOL)
Anyways so the argument inevitably turned towards lesbians and why guys are soo fond of this particular brand of gay. All I could say to her in my finest cave man speech was “man gay bad, girl gay good”. Then it turned of course to 3somes (I’m trying to get this girl and a willing 3rd participant, progress has been slow :( ) Anyways so I tell her any sexual activity must have at least 1 vagina involved .
Then she says “OK so we can have a 3some”…I was feeling soo happy I started to hear little birdies chirping and I a ray of sunshine poured through the curtains and rested gently on her face, but then she continued “Me, you and another guy.” (Someone shot my birds and a big cloud passed and blocked my sunshine). I was not amused.
So then I revise the law to be any sexual activity must have at least 1 vagina involved and at most 1 guy. Then smarty pants get and reason “what about a she-male”….once again .I was not amused. So revising the law again we get
Any sexual activity involving me must have at least 1 vagina and at most 1 penis involved
So ratified by the senate and parliament I then continued to list the 5 most important laws handed down by Lord Stig II from the 18th century
1 Thou shalt remember the weekend …honor it and keep it holy. (You keep something holy and honor it by doing/participating in any of the following things (lime, eat pork, drink drinks, watch car racing, play MW2, watch scrubs))
2 All sexual activity between 2 or more person must have at least 1 vagina and at most 1 penis involved.
3 Holy activities must be enjoyed at every opportunity
4 Thou shalt not engage in sexual activities with any female under 21 (however if the young lass is bountiful in the chest and full and plump in the rear she may be as young as 18 +/- 24 hrs)
5 If the sister is up for it? one must have sex with your spouse's sister (once she satisfy law 4).
Thats is all for this weeks Daily Stig and its only 15th Jan 2010
Quote of the day: "Come buy this nookie, come and buy it for Haiti"...prostitute in Nelson Street