This Weeks Daily Stig 14 Sep 2010
Rating S: Special!!!
Daily Stigism: Some Say Hes special...He's so special so special so special..
News:
It’s sad that I have to come back to you all with such negative news. I’m talking about the robbery on Tudor Street that left 6 young girls dead. What happened is a terrible tragedy and my condolences go out to all the family and friends that lost loved ones.
I find this public outcry for hanging is crazy further more the outcry for public vigilantism is even more ludicrous. Dont get me wrong, I am all for punishing the guilty and all wicked people will get whats coming to them but let’s be realistic not a boy aint getting hang, not in 2010 and even if the possibility was even remotely likely that they would start hangings again…it wouldn’t start with 2 lil boys barely legal. Barbados is part of an international community and hanging just dont vibe wid that community.
How the world views us is important ..we depend on tourism and there are more bleeding heart liberals than die hard penalty pushers lol.
What if there is irrefutable evidence that the boys are innocent? Think about it and imagine you get wrongfully accused of murder. I have faith in the system,I believe justice will be served where it is necessary.
Anyway I done wid dat talk I left them stories for the newspapers.
Other News:
There is a study that shows that baby fever is actually a real phenomenon.
When a woman’s friend gets pregnant she is actually more inclined to want to have a baby as well, the study shows. This is only true, however, when the friend feels that the pregnant woman is of similar/better social or educational standings or the friend just has a level of respect or admiration for the pregnant woman.
So men if your girlfriend’s bashment ghetto friend from down de block gets knocked up don’t worry, but if her old school friend that win a full scholarship to some university and has a masters in some shite or de other and married to a rich man in the UK, belly swell up...keep the two of them far apart or you may have to go looking for pampers.
Special:
I want to talk about a stinking supermarket a real super place in the center of warrens.
I gone to do my usual snack shopping and see a “special” on Pringles...
"Buy 3 and get 1 free" is what the packaging says I was like sweet let me get my Pringle on!!
Now 1 can of Pringles for $5.99 now according to the special I should pay 3 x $5.99 for 4 cans of Pringles…My excel mathematics tells me this should be $17.97, but low and be- f#$%ing- hold the price tag below the sign “special buy 3 and get 1 free” says $19.99
I was sooo elossar vex. It should really say buy 3 and get 1 for $2.02. Also on snack shopping list was microwave popcorn. This place got another "special" a package containing 3 packs of microwave popcorn for $6.99 LOL yet 1 single package of popcorn for only $1.65 by my excel mathematics once again I can get 4 single popcorns for $6.60
So now imagine me just having that experience and a girl come tell me she want to be my special friend. All night I been having rotten luck wid the word special cause all the specials I come across wasn’t so special at all. So I started imagining that this “special friend” is an advertisement…..fades to fantasy (Scrubs style)
New from PokeOutYaEye Inc..The Special Friend
Take her places ..the movies, to lunch, to dinner , to a bar for drinks or even just out for ice-cream AND YOU GET TO PAY FOR EVERTHING!! Thats right EVERYTHING!!!
Take her shopping buy new outfits DAILY!! Even pay her bills and the best part is….you get no vagina...you heard me NO VAGINA!!! not even a lick of the dick.
Order now within the next 30 mins and you will get the “Friend of the special friend” at no additional cost. Everything you can do with the Special Friend you can do with the Friend of the Special Friend…….. Double the fun, double the expense AND still NO VAGINA!!! CALL and get yours today.
I am quite wary of the word special.
Quote of the Day:”So when you say Special is this like 3 popcorns for $6.99 special?”…me
Daily Stigism: Some Say Hes special...He's so special so special so special..
News:
It’s sad that I have to come back to you all with such negative news. I’m talking about the robbery on Tudor Street that left 6 young girls dead. What happened is a terrible tragedy and my condolences go out to all the family and friends that lost loved ones.
I find this public outcry for hanging is crazy further more the outcry for public vigilantism is even more ludicrous. Dont get me wrong, I am all for punishing the guilty and all wicked people will get whats coming to them but let’s be realistic not a boy aint getting hang, not in 2010 and even if the possibility was even remotely likely that they would start hangings again…it wouldn’t start with 2 lil boys barely legal. Barbados is part of an international community and hanging just dont vibe wid that community.
How the world views us is important ..we depend on tourism and there are more bleeding heart liberals than die hard penalty pushers lol.
What if there is irrefutable evidence that the boys are innocent? Think about it and imagine you get wrongfully accused of murder. I have faith in the system,I believe justice will be served where it is necessary.
Anyway I done wid dat talk I left them stories for the newspapers.
Other News:
There is a study that shows that baby fever is actually a real phenomenon.
When a woman’s friend gets pregnant she is actually more inclined to want to have a baby as well, the study shows. This is only true, however, when the friend feels that the pregnant woman is of similar/better social or educational standings or the friend just has a level of respect or admiration for the pregnant woman.
So men if your girlfriend’s bashment ghetto friend from down de block gets knocked up don’t worry, but if her old school friend that win a full scholarship to some university and has a masters in some shite or de other and married to a rich man in the UK, belly swell up...keep the two of them far apart or you may have to go looking for pampers.
Special:
I want to talk about a stinking supermarket a real super place in the center of warrens.
I gone to do my usual snack shopping and see a “special” on Pringles...
"Buy 3 and get 1 free" is what the packaging says I was like sweet let me get my Pringle on!!
Now 1 can of Pringles for $5.99 now according to the special I should pay 3 x $5.99 for 4 cans of Pringles…My excel mathematics tells me this should be $17.97, but low and be- f#$%ing- hold the price tag below the sign “special buy 3 and get 1 free” says $19.99
I was sooo elossar vex. It should really say buy 3 and get 1 for $2.02. Also on snack shopping list was microwave popcorn. This place got another "special" a package containing 3 packs of microwave popcorn for $6.99 LOL yet 1 single package of popcorn for only $1.65 by my excel mathematics once again I can get 4 single popcorns for $6.60
So now imagine me just having that experience and a girl come tell me she want to be my special friend. All night I been having rotten luck wid the word special cause all the specials I come across wasn’t so special at all. So I started imagining that this “special friend” is an advertisement…..fades to fantasy (Scrubs style)
New from PokeOutYaEye Inc..The Special Friend
Take her places ..the movies, to lunch, to dinner , to a bar for drinks or even just out for ice-cream AND YOU GET TO PAY FOR EVERTHING!! Thats right EVERYTHING!!!
Take her shopping buy new outfits DAILY!! Even pay her bills and the best part is….you get no vagina...you heard me NO VAGINA!!! not even a lick of the dick.
Order now within the next 30 mins and you will get the “Friend of the special friend” at no additional cost. Everything you can do with the Special Friend you can do with the Friend of the Special Friend…….. Double the fun, double the expense AND still NO VAGINA!!! CALL and get yours today.
I am quite wary of the word special.
Quote of the Day:”So when you say Special is this like 3 popcorns for $6.99 special?”…me