This Weeks Daily Stig 12 June 2009
Rating: NC 17(for loose language like penis and dick)
Daily Stigism: Some Say he writes The Daily Stig b-b-b ,because(dramatic pause,sniff and dry single tear) he cares( hand over mouth...inhale), for the people
News
a man was demonstrating how to properly handle guns with out hurting yourself...(see how I use the ellipsis I bet u can tell where this is going)
he was explaining why you should always keep a gun unloaded because some ppl think a gun is empty and pull the trigger and end up shooting themselves...in the face.
Anyways idiato somehow managed to shoot himself in the face during his demonstration. the thing is he may have survived after the bullet entered his brain, if he wasn't hit by that huge pile of irony that fell on his head.
Other News:
A man wanted to have a fantasy filled .....a rape fantasy. He wanted to watch his wife get raped I mean that's cool if your into that (some ppl like rope and whips)
however the wife wasn't in on it. so dude basically hired a stranger rape his wife while their 2 children (age 1 and 4)slept in the next room. I think she may be filing for a divorce.
More News:
!!!!!Swine Flu pandemic!!!!!!:
Vegetarians gloat and shout "Told ya so".
Meat lovers suspected of developing super virus code named C2B2...Carrot and Bean Flu
Next Nudder News:
Not really news just to admit i have a lil problem, more of an addiction really...and its WOW.
no you need to read it again WOW is the addition, World Of Warcraft. It a super fantastic awesome online video game( sorry I'm a nerd but chicks dig me and my big nerdy penis)
my addiction was soo bad that if Megan Fox (hot chick from Transformers) and Gabrielle Union (no intro needed) called me and said "Hey Stig got ur number from a friend "(probably got it from Beyonce cause that's how I roll) anyways where was I right.. "we got ur number from a friend and we were about to have a dick sucking competition to see who is the best but we don't have a dick to suck so could u come over and help us out and decide who is the winner"
I would be like "sorry ladies playing Warcraft and im PVPing in Aranthi Basin and we got the Horde on the run...maybe next time".
...
Anyways I want to talk today about ellipsis those important 3 dots. (...)
I think ppl underestimate and undervalue the importance of these dots.
lets put it into perspective.
You meet a random really hot chick at a party and had a random night of sex u both decide to get tested for STDs even though u were careful but your paranoid self tells u go get checked out anyways. Which instant msg on msn would u prefer to get from this girl?
Hey I got my test back
or
Hey I got my test back . . .
see how important those 3 dots are. That could be the difference between hooking up again for more random sex or... ur penis falling off. so ppl respect the dots.
Quote of the day: "So you hey , I hey and I got a loose condom in my pocket ...wha gine happen?"....KillaFloyd picking up a drunk girl at a party.
That is it for this weeks daily stig and its only June 12 2009.
Don't forget to check the Question of the day and the Debbie of the day <---over there
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Daily Stigism: Some Say he writes The Daily Stig b-b-b ,because(dramatic pause,sniff and dry single tear) he cares( hand over mouth...inhale), for the people
News
a man was demonstrating how to properly handle guns with out hurting yourself...(see how I use the ellipsis I bet u can tell where this is going)
he was explaining why you should always keep a gun unloaded because some ppl think a gun is empty and pull the trigger and end up shooting themselves...in the face.
Anyways idiato somehow managed to shoot himself in the face during his demonstration. the thing is he may have survived after the bullet entered his brain, if he wasn't hit by that huge pile of irony that fell on his head.
Other News:
A man wanted to have a fantasy filled .....a rape fantasy. He wanted to watch his wife get raped I mean that's cool if your into that (some ppl like rope and whips)
however the wife wasn't in on it. so dude basically hired a stranger rape his wife while their 2 children (age 1 and 4)slept in the next room. I think she may be filing for a divorce.
More News:
!!!!!Swine Flu pandemic!!!!!!:
Vegetarians gloat and shout "Told ya so".
Meat lovers suspected of developing super virus code named C2B2...Carrot and Bean Flu
Next Nudder News:
Not really news just to admit i have a lil problem, more of an addiction really...and its WOW.
no you need to read it again WOW is the addition, World Of Warcraft. It a super fantastic awesome online video game( sorry I'm a nerd but chicks dig me and my big nerdy penis)
my addiction was soo bad that if Megan Fox (hot chick from Transformers) and Gabrielle Union (no intro needed) called me and said "Hey Stig got ur number from a friend "(probably got it from Beyonce cause that's how I roll) anyways where was I right.. "we got ur number from a friend and we were about to have a dick sucking competition to see who is the best but we don't have a dick to suck so could u come over and help us out and decide who is the winner"
I would be like "sorry ladies playing Warcraft and im PVPing in Aranthi Basin and we got the Horde on the run...maybe next time".
...
Anyways I want to talk today about ellipsis those important 3 dots. (...)
I think ppl underestimate and undervalue the importance of these dots.
lets put it into perspective.
You meet a random really hot chick at a party and had a random night of sex u both decide to get tested for STDs even though u were careful but your paranoid self tells u go get checked out anyways. Which instant msg on msn would u prefer to get from this girl?
Hey I got my test back
or
Hey I got my test back . . .
see how important those 3 dots are. That could be the difference between hooking up again for more random sex or... ur penis falling off. so ppl respect the dots.
Quote of the day: "So you hey , I hey and I got a loose condom in my pocket ...wha gine happen?"....KillaFloyd picking up a drunk girl at a party.
That is it for this weeks daily stig and its only June 12 2009.
Don't forget to check the Question of the day and the Debbie of the day <---over there
cast / signature (rank 11)