10 July 2008
This weeks Daily Stig
News: Nothing makes sense today
OtherNews: We got paid so no one really cares :P
Word/Phrase of the Day: "Bankai..": The bankai also called second or full release is the manifestation of a shinigamis, zanpakutou's spirit in the physical world
I will like to tell you all a story (oh you gotta read it in the fancy Chinese story telling voice) just add -haah when ever you pause-haah.
justhaah llika dishaah..hmmmmmm better make this a Series...anyways here goes.........
Long long ago but somehow in the future, In a land faraway but somehow close by there was a great kung fu city where a great kung fu master lived...Master Long Fu-Ping, master of the ancient technique Yahceasta, but because of Fu-Pings mastery of the art it became known as Fu-Ping Yahceasta. For years, many has tried to find out the secret to Fu-Ping's mastery of the art of Yahceasta...ahh but to no avail. Yahceasta was a difficult technique to master and though many had practiced and done training in Yahceasta, Fu-Ping alone was the only true master. Fu-Ping took great pride in being the only Master of Yahceasta and felt great joy that he alone knew all the ins and outs of every movement. However time passed and FuPing knew that he would not live forever and after he was gone, mastery of the art of Yahceasta would be lost forever...
And break to commercial...... ......I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.....
And now back to the "once upon a time in some imaginary chinese place where everyone speaks english show" haah.
Fu-Ping was growing ever more troubled when he thought about the possibly of the art of Yahceasta being lost (remember to use the voice) Even some of the most skilled warriors found it difficult to penetrate the rough exterior of Yahceastas teachings. Master Fu-Ping needed to find a pupil to transfer his great knowledge to before his time was up. Fu-Ping was well renowned in the great city and all, from the lowly beggars to the members of the royal family in the jade palace were lovers of Fu-Ping. He quickly spread the word that he was looking for a pupil to teach the inner most secrets of YahCeasta. Many came from far and wide anxious to become Fu-Pings pupil. Warrior after warrior presented themselves hoping to learn the ways of Fu-Ping but everyone Fu-Ping turned down. All that is except one(queue exciting suspenseful music).........
Break to narrator
next week on "once upon a time in some imaginary Chinese place where everyone speaks English show"
"I'll never let go jack...i'll never let go"......
"I see you've mastered the way of the snapping branch- haah"
"Fu-Ping must Die"
Join us next week for the exciting conclusion of the "once upon a time in some imaginary Chinese place where everyone speaks English show" and queue theme music..
(Go stabby, go stabby, go stabby, go stabby,go stabby, go stabby.......stabby!!!!!).....
I now study something at the beginning I say long long ago but somehow in the future and I hey talking in the past tense. anyways-haah I know Lazy people like Dale don't like to read long emails so i will break it up and bring the conclusion in the next episode of the "once upon atime in some imaginary chinese place where everyone speaks english show"
Quote of the day: "I am Master Long Fu-Ping of the Wu Tang Clan..haaah"..
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