This Weeks Daily Stig-9th Dec 2008
This Weeks Daily Stig
Daily Stigism: Some say he invented Chuck Norris
Since I got such good reviews since my inclusion of ACTUAL real life news thought I would keep up the trend. Seems like there isn't much difference between the crazy things I make up and real life...That is so scary.
News: President Elect Obama cant use his blackberry because of security issues....damn I got one of those things..am I being hacked now?..shhhh quiet they are listening.
Researchers have discovered that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer....:) a 10 min stare was compared to a 30 min gym workout and found to have equivalent health benefits.(now ladies I am not making this up). The 5 year study with about 200 men, carried out in Germany( ahh boy gotta love those Germans), proved that a daily eyeful lowered blood pressure and and reduce risk of heart disease and stroke. Nicole I gonna come and check you for a work out soon . I mean in the interest of my good health.
Now that I read that story I wonder how the hell they managed to get funding for that study. I should be able to get funding for my study to determine the max number of women you can have sex with ,Simultaneously!! before someone becomes jealous or feels slighted.
ok let me take a deep breath for the next story....... A 32 yr old female leader of a youth church group and mother of three aged 8 ,7 and 4 in East Hartford, was charged with sexual assault on a minor because of the intimate relationship she had with a then 14 yr old boy, during the course of which she become pregnant (and breathe in). She said she was "in a naive stage" when they had sex, and she didn't know that it was illegal. If this had happen to somebody when I was at school he would be a hero among boys lol
Other news: Everybody loves Raymond.... Except Chuck Norris.(alright that one isn't true I put that one in for Graeme)
Word of the Day Chuck Norris:
OK pples tis the season to be jolly and all that jazz but I telling wunna right now(gotta break out my bajan accent) I isn't geeing nabody nuttin. However I will graciously accept an HID conversion Kit 6000K H4 please. :) Now I will like to teach you guys some elementary mathematics lets start with the inverse ninja law. I recently came across this law...now now before you go on and laugh this is a serious piece of theoretical mathematics
The Inverse Ninja Law states that the effectiveness of a group of ninjas is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas in the group. While a single enemy ninja is often portrayed as a significant threat to the protagonists, a large group of ninjas is significantly less of a threat, and as such is easily defeated. This is sometimes applicable to other close combat–oriented minions as well.
now almost any action/adventure movie you watch is subject to this law.. just replace ninja with the antagonist (for you simple folk that is the bad guy). You see it all the time the hero with defeat a million and one bad guys who just cant seem to shoot straight when it comes to the hero, but when there is just one bad guy the hero is in a whole world of trouble check it out guys The original Rambo movies ...............1 man used to kill the entire Vietnam army. (In the new one he only kill one platoon but he is getting a bit old)Star wars ...Those "highly trained super accurate" Imperial Storm troopers just could never really shoot Luke. Batman......... could fight 7 and 8 bad guys at once and beat them to a pulp but one man with a paint on smile nearly kill him. all the inverse ninja law.....you have been educated
Quote of the day:"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris"...Silly internet site with "facts" about Chuck Norris That's all I really cared about today and its only 9th Dec 2008
Right Ascension: 23 hours
Declination: -15 degrees
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Disclaimer: The views expressed in the daily stig DO reflect what i think so there!!! lol