This Weeks Daily Stig 8th Jan 2009
Rating: PG
Daily Stigism:Some Say he was instumental in the naming of womens under garment (panties)
Word of the Day: Prickle: one who sells any and everything even if its not owned by them. Extreme prickles commonly called parrows, are usually associated with drug use particularly crack amd other illegal activities such as breaking and entering, stealing etc.
News:
no news today just cause I could(I just couldn't be bothered to look for any because despite what the Booby Boo and Gillian think I am busy)
Classifieds:
FOR SALE: USED Space shuttle. Asking $42 Million USD O.B.O. This is probably what NASA ad would look like. The Space agency is currently selling off some of their old space craft for the very reasonable price of only 42 mil.
Also on sale for the more budget conscious space explorer...
NASA offers a lower-priced option: six to 10 decommissioned shuttle engines will also be made available at the low, low price of $400,000 to $800,000 each—plus shipping and handling of course
Main Topic
I was talking with my boy Rosco the other day and somehow the topic of prickles come up. Now Rosco was saying once a prickle always a prickle. This may or may not be so but that topic was the introduction for the transition to another topic... suppose a "used to be prickle" or according to Rosco. A recovering prickle wanted to end his life of prickleness (or is it prickledom) and decide to live a nice decent life and make a honest living? Would you as a business owner or someone in a position to hire give this prickle a chance?
Could the prickle use experienced gained as a practicing prickle on his cv?
I can see it now
Name: Peter “Prickle Pete” Smith
Address: Corner of road by rum shop. and sometimes Prison
Skills: can do anything under influence of dope
Precision:
Capable of climbing lime and donks trees and carefully avoiding thorns
Multi tasking skills:
Can smoke dope while simultaneously stealing one or more bags of cement
Innovative:
Experience include circumventing even the most sophisticated security systems with just a rock and a tree branch
Participated in various fund raising ventures for charity (begging for money from passers by)
I feel I would give he a chance though, He sounds smart enough to have some of that 100 mil annual income stash and just trying to keep a low profile by getting a real job. I would still help he launder a few million J
Quote of the day: "PRICKLE PETE!! ...Pete more prickle than a pink porcupine in a purple parachute" young children teasing the local neighbourhood prickle
That's all for this week and its only 8th January 2009
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