07 Nov 2008
This weeks Daily Stig
Rated:PG13
News: Oh Yeah!! Obama in ya system..yes you can...sorry I mean yes you did!!
Other New: I just entertaining all the people who think I should be interested in Obama success.
I aint really care though. I mean I glad for the guy and yeah ok he black ...but really I aint care...not really...but .....'Scroiiiiist!!!!!
Word of the day: Pretend: to knowingly claim that or act as if something is different from what it actually is
Todays Rant: What I really want to talk about is why women sooo stupid....yes I mean you (unless you are a male reader and then I don't mean you)
Hear my quarrel.......You girls would know that a particular fellow is a dawg and he aint no good and he is a womaniser and a pig blah blah blah yada yada
But it seems like you have to find out first hand cause this man will still get off your panties
I thinking that maybe him having such a bad rep is a plus . ..like being good at sports but women just PRETEND its a negative quality.
you know tall dark handsome plays volleyball, goes to church
tall dark handsome slept with all the women on my floor...and the accounting dept of the building next door...wow sounds like a keeper.
I imagine the girls sitting around.....ammm around.... the sewing machine? or where ever your kind hangout and saying
"oh my my he is cute"... "and I hear he has 20 girls and he is no good..but I bet he thing big"(cant use penis its PG13 today)
"I want to be number 21..hee hee hee..giggle giggle"....bleeding idiots.
now before all you oestrogen toting holigans gang up on me . I know you may be saying the same is true for some men cause they KNOW that the girl is a ho
and she gives the goodies up easy but we guys still checking for she.(I would have said vagina but PG13..peoples..PG13) .
but what you ladies fail to understand is that unlike you women most guys think this is a plus and don't PRETEND otherwise.
some guys might not have my natural swagger or charismatic command of written ,spoken and physical communication.
in addition I am pretty good at math so I can handle complex (female) equations lol thats like saying I can handle complex (confused person) equations
E.G
girl raised to the power of confusion squared ..apply second integral and by reverse induction and application of the golden ratio in conjunction with Einsteins theory of general relativity results with the removal of panties ...and x>=2 where x is the number of times we have sex.
some guys like it simple some simple addition and subtraction
girl + baileys = me + (girl - panties)
But thats all that I really cared about today and its only Friday 7th Nov 2008.
Quote of the Day: "What do you mean why do I call Baileys a panty remover?!!!...Why do you call it paint thinner?.....it thins paint!! " ...Killa Floyd.
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Disclaimer: The views expressed in the daily stig DO reflect what i think so there!!! lol