This Weeks Daily Stig 01 Sept 2009
Rating MA:Strong language and use of the n-word (nation hoe)
Daily Stigism: Some Say he would beat the crap out of chris brown then say he couldnt remember.
Emails spark woman's sacking
An Auckland accountant was fired for sending "confrontational" emails with words in red, in bold and in capital letters.
I never hear so much rubbish in my life If you could get fired for sending emails in bold and caps most of wunna did dismissed longtime and The Daily Stig would be an illegal publication LOL oops I mean lol.
Thing is someone must have really hated this woman because part of the email they entered as evidence as the confrontational email is this..
"To ensure your staff claim is processed and paid, please do follow the below checklist."
And she proceeded to note the items in the checklist in red …the horror. some points contained capitals. Can you believe it.? I think…I think she even used…. bullets (gasp!)
I am sure Susan send many emails with caps and bold type font LOL oops I mean lol
Chris brown is still a bulla talking about he don’t remember what happen
Stupse. I really hope yall didn’t see the interview on Larry King live.
Larry King: “so how do you feel when you see the police reports and hear the stories about what happened ?”
Bulling chris: “man it was like wow man when I look at it now, its like wow like I cant believe that actually happen. Like wow duh ummm like wow man im just like wow...like
and looser boy was sitting next to his mother dressed in baby blue and a bow tie.
You realize whenever a boy gets shot and killed in a gang related incident or by the police or something so
he mother always on tv and in de paper saying “he was a good boy he never do nobody nothing” cant beat a mothers love boy.
But chris I always thought you was a loser but now I KNOW u are an even bigger loser for trying to pass of this "I cant remember" crap. Fire your PR team like now.
How could they NOT give you a speech or rehearse you? You are stupid and they should have known before everyone else did. Now everyone knows you are woman beating retard.
You know de idiot had a $300K diamond pendant made with the word oops. that is pretty sick tho. Doesn't sound very apologetic to me. sounds smug like "I beat down ur ass and I ain't get a day "
I heard all this talk about some politician (Mr Henry I think) threatening the editor of a local news paper and police were called ..letters went to the Prime Minister David Thompson, local and international media agencies were alerted to this gross abuse of power. I think someone called he mudda too.
When I hear this I thought this was some sopranos kinda gansta stuff. I was like boek I went way for 2 weeks and Bim get dread,a man get sick and tell the papers print my story or the dog gets it. turns out nobody life aint get threaten this whole fuss about a man saying "do the right thing" stupse!!
Then I hear bulling Mia get and kick up a fuss. If she was a woman I would call she a drama queen. This is why politics does upset me so. People bout hey losing jobs and cost of living spiraling out of control, businesses closing down left right and center, World economic crisis!! and them bitching about rubbish .
This is my version of how it went down
Apprentice pimp Henry: print my story b!@#h…or I gine tell everbody bout that party from last yr remember when u give the ambassador to Abu Dhabi a blow job in the bathroom. Do the right thing, front page my s#!t ok?
Nation editor Hoe: F you nigga!!! Don't act like you pay the rent mothaF#ka
I ain't your hoe. I gonna tell my big daddy…. Whoody Whooo!!!(all the other hoes gather (journalist groups and media professionals) and try to punk up Apprentice pimp Henry)
(Pimp Mia shows up after realizing the hoes fussing and aint making any money)
A pimp called Mia: what is this that gine on? I know this nigga aint messing wid my hoe? u messing wid my hoe nigga!!? You costing me money I gonna have to cut you (flicks out the knife i.e. makes a statement to the press)
Henry realizing he is out numbered calls for backup (speed dials A pimp called David)
(A pimp called David arrives in a drop top chevy on 22's cream on the inside and clean on the outside..ice cream paint job :) ]
A pimp called David: Hold on son u messing wid a ruff rider now? Pass me dat chopper (press statement) now I aint gonna condone any nigga messing wid another pimps hoes . Now if the National Pimp Board (I guess that is the police) finds that there was any wrong doing by my associate he will be dealt wid accordingly under the Pimps and Hoes rules and regulations chapt 3 sub section c.
Pimp Mia shouting in the background (“come on David why u sitting around lookin pretty for? blast that fool he cant roll up on my hoes like that”)
Nation editor hoe ( that’s right you tell him big daddy you tell him im your b!*#h not his)
(All the other hoes muttering )
how he gonna roll up on someone else hoe like that ?
that’s just wrong!!
who does he think he is?
If it was me I woulda kung fu his @$$
That's it for this weeks daily Stig and its only 1 Sep 2009
Word of the day Bulla: A loser who beats up his GFcause his penis is too small buys a 300K pendant that spells out OOPS in diamonds and rubies then pretends not to remember beating the crap out of said GF in an interview on CNN while dressed liked Peewee Herman and sitting next to his mother.
Quote of the day:" Im like wow!".....a bulla
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