This Weeks Daily Stig 4th April 2012 04/04/2012
Rating F: for FruitLoops
Daily Stigism: Some say he will lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruit loop dribble and spout in a dappa awww man LOL
Yes yes I know its been a while but I have a very demanding job and until I win de lotto or this drug ting work out, I gotta do what I gotta do. I had this one written every since late last year so I will put it out now and give you an update on more recent stuff soon.
Now lets see..... lots happened since we spoke last:
Crop Over done and I jones and wuk up right through
Badman Gadaffi like he get lick up.
I went Ri Ri big show at Kensington Oval and had a blast;
I got a hook up wid some very special tix at the last minute so I was in a private box for the show. I drink all de BTA brandy and eat all dem food..tek dat David Rice LOL. Then I went to de after party ….oh gooosh more VIP treatment…. drink all of David Rice champagne LOL.
The show was nice but the after party sucked but I ain't pay for shit so LBAR at all de others that did.
There was talk of an alleged Ri Ri sex tape I kinda hoped it was true just a lil bit.
Gas in Barbados always gine up some where in the region now of USD$6.30 per Gallon. I want to know who we buying this gas from. I feel I gine move to Trinidad and pay less than $4 TTD per litre which in real money (cause I don’t count Trinidad money as money) is next to nothing. maybe $2 and change USD per gallon.
I don’t think any other country in the Caribbean pays that much for gas.
The price of oil gine down all over de world but gas in Bim going up. Am I missing something? If anyone know how I will find out where Barbados gets petrol from let me know in a comment below.
But now on to the real issues making the fruitloop dribble….
By now many of you are familiar with the song out there now called
Do sain for me….quick snippet of lyrics goes something like this
"I would lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble,
lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble
lick ya Nipples and mek de nook nook dribble"
So for the slow folks de ping pongs are the nipples and the fruitloop is de Nookie aka Vagina or if you ask my friend Shayla "The Vajayjay" otherwise known as a dappa (awww man LOL).
Now his is serious business because some men don’t take de time to make the fruitloop dribble. They tend to ignore the ping pongs and I say NO!!…this is not right. ...(goes into Martin Luther King voice).... I believe in a world where a ping pong would never go dry, every ping pong would be licked and those ping pongs will be moist…and I have a dream...a dream that fruitloops everywhere are FREE!!..FREE to dripple!! and the fruitloop too would also be moist, infact not moist but wet..and flow like a river and dribble all over.And men everywhere will be proud to eat the fruitloops and not have to hide in the shadows in fear of discrimination. But all fruitloop eaters and pingpong lickers will be free at last, free at last good God almighty free at last!
Now some women don’t want dem ping pongs lick they just prefer for you to eat de fruitloop, I don't know if there are women who DON'T want the fruitloop eat....you tell me.
Give me your thoughts on "eating the fruitloops" in a comment or just say whatever you like
But thats all I wanted to say for now and its only 4th April 2012
Quote of the day:"When you gonna come eat this pokey?...It aint gonna eat itself!"....(Rihanna talking to me in a dream)
This Weeks Daily Stig 08th July 2011 07/08/2011
Rating J: for Jonesing
Daily Stigism: Some say he never Wukups and Jones but always Jones and Wukup
The nominees for most popular thing of the cropover season so far…and the nominees are
Mount gay silver (aka street vibes)…
It was a tough decision but the winner is……………….
Jonesing…most popular thing for the season so far
Big news since we last spoke Bin laden dead….and I say SO…??
People all over the world celebrating laughing and dancing like a whore .... like the world only got 1 terrorist. He dead and we still paying $3.17 a litre for gas damn idiots like you
I know by now everyone hear about Casey Anthony , the woman that get accused of killing her child and was found not guilty but all I will say is anybody with an ounce of common sense will know you really can’t expect to convict someone of 1st degree murder with only circumstantial evidence not a single piece of CONCLUSIVE physical evidence. I don’t care how evil you are. You could have got accused of raping a nun...and strangling her with the umbilical cord of a new born baby...at a funeral....on good Friday but if you cant prove it ...a nun rapping baby murderer has to get off
The only reason America is one of the most powerful nations in the world is because the 10% of the population that are not complete idiots are actually exceptionally smart, oh and the fact that they have nuclear bombs.
Its my time of year CROP OVER WHOO HOOO but there are a lot of idiots complaining about 2011 soca music and trini music is better blah blah blah yada yada. Most of these people cant name 10 Trini soca songs furthermore I challenge them to even name 5 artists besides Machel Destra Bunji or Fayann. We music hard and I like um don’t mind some songs a lil silly but I know everyone can relate to taking a sheep somewhere at least once not necessarily town or Chefette LOL.
RHI RHI coming and you know I bout dey because wunna know that is my girl. So I am starting a fund I want donations of any amount for my Rhi Rhi VIP fund.
I have friends in Canada that had to pay over $200 CAD and got no free drinks or free food or special parking and no bleeding after party.
Ticket prices for you information are as follows and will be available from the 11th July.
Early Bird Grounds $75
General Admission Grounds $125
Hewitt and Inniss Stand $75
Hall and Griffith Stand $75
Greenidge and Haynes Stand $75
3Ws Stand $150
VIP $300 – Inclusive beverage only
Luxury VIP $500 – Inclusive premium catering, premium parking arrangements, premium stage front positioning, official after-party, and other premium benefits
Man all these parties for Crop Over ,Bliss, soca on de hill, frazzled and now Rhi Rhi gonna have me broke in Aug-Sept but whenever I can get to something free I deh, so contribute to the fund. I really hope that the show will be nice and Barbados comes out to support my girl and show her all the love she deserves. I hope I find a sheep to take me Rhi Rhi show in fine VIP style LOL.
So last year Tomas mash up my computer and I had to get another one.
So I ordered my parts from off de internet. I know and many of you know that computer items do not incur any import duty , but apparently power supplies are not necessarily a computer item (and I understand this since other devices do need power supplies).
However de elohssar computer can’t work without a power supply, it in a shipment with other computer related items, motherboard, memory, processor, hard drive, video card…. be- Jesus Christ why would you think that this is some other different kind of power supply other than a computer power supply? You think I building a space shuttle?
So dese stinking rats in customs charge me 5% on my power supply 9 kiss my tail dollars I had to pay. I enquire to the “friendly” UPS representative as to why I have to pay duty on this obvious (obvious to anyone wid even just an ounce of intelligence) computer item. De blasted idiot like she ready to quarrel wid me “We doan charge duty mr man, dese tings is up to customs so you gotta take it up wid dem” A lot of people in customer service roles just can’t wrap their head around “the customer is always right” rule. I am not saying you should put up with threats or violence from anyone verbal/otherwise, but you DO have to tolerate them being irritating and annoying and inquisitive….that’s your job. You are being paid to serve ME, hence the term Customer Service.....serve the elohssar customer. The customer who is paying for this service; you aint doing me a favour I aint begging for salt!
So even if I is a big unmanerly obnoxious ass-hole you still gotta deliver my package... shitety bitch.
Maybe that’s why them misplace part of my shipment LOL
anyways that all for This Weeks Daily Stig and its only 8th July 2011
Quote of the Day: "If it aint free....It aint we." Rolla Menance