Rating F: for FruitLoops
Daily Stigism: Some say he will lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruit loop dribble and spout in a dappa awww man LOL
NOTE:
Yes yes I know its been a while but I have a very demanding job and until I win de lotto or this drug ting work out, I gotta do what I gotta do. I had this one written every since late last year so I will put it out now and give you an update on more recent stuff soon.
NEWS:
Now lets see..... lots happened since we spoke last:
Crop Over done and I jones and wuk up right through
Badman Gadaffi like he get lick up.
I went Ri Ri big show at Kensington Oval and had a blast;
I got a hook up wid some very special tix at the last minute so I was in a private box for the show. I drink all de BTA brandy and eat all dem food..tek dat David Rice LOL. Then I went to de after party ….oh gooosh more VIP treatment…. drink all of David Rice champagne LOL.
The show was nice but the after party sucked but I ain't pay for shit so LBAR at all de others that did.
There was talk of an alleged Ri Ri sex tape I kinda hoped it was true just a lil bit.
Gas in Barbados always gine up some where in the region now of USD$6.30 per Gallon. I want to know who we buying this gas from. I feel I gine move to Trinidad and pay less than $4 TTD per litre which in real money (cause I don’t count Trinidad money as money) is next to nothing. maybe $2 and change USD per gallon.
I don’t think any other country in the Caribbean pays that much for gas.
The price of oil gine down all over de world but gas in Bim going up. Am I missing something? If anyone know how I will find out where Barbados gets petrol from let me know in a comment below.
But now on to the real issues making the fruitloop dribble….
Apple Jacks...Fruitloops...:
By now many of you are familiar with the song out there now called
Do sain for me….quick snippet of lyrics goes something like this
"I would lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble,
lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble
lick ya Nipples and mek de nook nook dribble"
So for the slow folks de ping pongs are the nipples and the fruitloop is de Nookie aka Vagina or if you ask my friend Shayla "The Vajayjay" otherwise known as a dappa (awww man LOL).
Now his is serious business because some men don’t take de time to make the fruitloop dribble. They tend to ignore the ping pongs and I say NO!!…this is not right. ...(goes into Martin Luther King voice).... I believe in a world where a ping pong would never go dry, every ping pong would be licked and those ping pongs will be moist…and I have a dream...a dream that fruitloops everywhere are FREE!!..FREE to dripple!! and the fruitloop too would also be moist, infact not moist but wet..and flow like a river and dribble all over.And men everywhere will be proud to eat the fruitloops and not have to hide in the shadows in fear of discrimination. But all fruitloop eaters and pingpong lickers will be free at last, free at last good God almighty free at last!
Now some women don’t want dem ping pongs lick they just prefer for you to eat de fruitloop, I don't know if there are women who DON'T want the fruitloop eat....you tell me.
Give me your thoughts on "eating the fruitloops" in a comment or just say whatever you like
But thats all I wanted to say for now and its only 4th April 2012
Quote of the day:"When you gonna come eat this pokey?...It aint gonna eat itself!"....(Rihanna talking to me in a dream)
Daily Stigism: Some say he will lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruit loop dribble and spout in a dappa awww man LOL
NOTE:
Yes yes I know its been a while but I have a very demanding job and until I win de lotto or this drug ting work out, I gotta do what I gotta do. I had this one written every since late last year so I will put it out now and give you an update on more recent stuff soon.
NEWS:
Now lets see..... lots happened since we spoke last:
Crop Over done and I jones and wuk up right through
Badman Gadaffi like he get lick up.
I went Ri Ri big show at Kensington Oval and had a blast;
I got a hook up wid some very special tix at the last minute so I was in a private box for the show. I drink all de BTA brandy and eat all dem food..tek dat David Rice LOL. Then I went to de after party ….oh gooosh more VIP treatment…. drink all of David Rice champagne LOL.
The show was nice but the after party sucked but I ain't pay for shit so LBAR at all de others that did.
There was talk of an alleged Ri Ri sex tape I kinda hoped it was true just a lil bit.
Gas in Barbados always gine up some where in the region now of USD$6.30 per Gallon. I want to know who we buying this gas from. I feel I gine move to Trinidad and pay less than $4 TTD per litre which in real money (cause I don’t count Trinidad money as money) is next to nothing. maybe $2 and change USD per gallon.
I don’t think any other country in the Caribbean pays that much for gas.
The price of oil gine down all over de world but gas in Bim going up. Am I missing something? If anyone know how I will find out where Barbados gets petrol from let me know in a comment below.
But now on to the real issues making the fruitloop dribble….
Apple Jacks...Fruitloops...:
By now many of you are familiar with the song out there now called
Do sain for me….quick snippet of lyrics goes something like this
"I would lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble,
lick ya ping pong and mek ya fruitloop dribble
lick ya Nipples and mek de nook nook dribble"
So for the slow folks de ping pongs are the nipples and the fruitloop is de Nookie aka Vagina or if you ask my friend Shayla "The Vajayjay" otherwise known as a dappa (awww man LOL).
Now his is serious business because some men don’t take de time to make the fruitloop dribble. They tend to ignore the ping pongs and I say NO!!…this is not right. ...(goes into Martin Luther King voice).... I believe in a world where a ping pong would never go dry, every ping pong would be licked and those ping pongs will be moist…and I have a dream...a dream that fruitloops everywhere are FREE!!..FREE to dripple!! and the fruitloop too would also be moist, infact not moist but wet..and flow like a river and dribble all over.And men everywhere will be proud to eat the fruitloops and not have to hide in the shadows in fear of discrimination. But all fruitloop eaters and pingpong lickers will be free at last, free at last good God almighty free at last!
Now some women don’t want dem ping pongs lick they just prefer for you to eat de fruitloop, I don't know if there are women who DON'T want the fruitloop eat....you tell me.
Give me your thoughts on "eating the fruitloops" in a comment or just say whatever you like
But thats all I wanted to say for now and its only 4th April 2012
Quote of the day:"When you gonna come eat this pokey?...It aint gonna eat itself!"....(Rihanna talking to me in a dream)